For example, you put yourself through university by studying hard and working full time. Then someone says, you should thank god for giving you the strength. Like wtf do you mean, I busted my ass day in and day out but I’m supposed to thank god for it?
Yes. I think ill start replying “Yes, I thank Satan, my one and only true God” just to see the horror on their faces
Lucifer, with a name meaning “bearer of light,” makes far more sense as a deity that encourages education.
Next time you feel “enlightened” by new knowledge, remember that Lucifer’s the one behind it. God would rather lock knowledge up in a tree and call its fruit “forbidden.”