“We have the best dismissal rates. I know all about dismissing women. Nobody knows more about dismissing women than me. Women come up to me all the time, tears in their eyes. ‘Mr President, you raped me when I was 13’. I just call them a bitch, and dismiss them. And when you’re famous, you can do it! Believe me. Believe me”.

(It’s so hideous some of that was based on actual events).