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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

i ❤️ my puter

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i ❤️ my puter

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/41666558

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    Luckily I believe in a version of heaven that has unlimited computers. I would spend eternity writing Rust and Haskell without worrying about deadlines or running out of Ram.

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      I believe if there is a heaven and I end up there, I’ll be surrounded by computers I can play with on end without anyone bothering me. If there’s a hell and I end up there, I’ll be surrounded by people who need help with their computer.

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      Haskell is cool but why rust?

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        Because Rust is cool.

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            Both Haskell and Rust are functional and the video is a very blatant satire. Either you are confused or you are trying to be funny and I’m not getting it.

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    There’s no dead person out there complaining that they spent too much time in a computer…

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      They’re usually too busy asking for us to ‘return the slab’ to talk about computers.

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    i just set up tail scale in the cloud

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    Certainly not one of the top 3 regrets at the deathbed

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      I almost thought to myself “I can’t be bothered to watch a YouTube short”, but then I thought “I can’t be bothered to press Back to get out of it, either”.

      I am so glad that I didn’t miss that, it gets better and better.

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    Who knows, maybe in heaven they have a rig with top specs

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    Unless heaven and hell turn out to be real. One you get to have fun on the computer for eternity, the other you get stuck doing IT for old people for eternity.

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      Going to tell Aristóteles that his monitor is unplugged for the billionth time must be tiring.

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