FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelistless@lemmy.cringecollective.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoI just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap. Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoModern problems require modern solutions.
I just leave the bowl empty of water, then flush with a separate bucket I fill from the bathtub tap.
Sure, the bowl is covered in shit stains, but at least I don’t have to experience Poseidon’s Kiss.
Modern problems require modern solutions.