They’re making a comeback. When you’re afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it’s causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.
This message was brought to you by the RFK Jr’s CDC
I’ve used nicotine products intended to wean people off cigs, like the patches or lozenges when caffeine’s not cutting it. But cigs, and even vaping for that matter, really do require an RFK Jr level of health understanding.
Who still smokes cigs in 2026? Woof
They’re making a comeback. When you’re afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it’s causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.
This message was brought to you by the RFK Jr’s CDC
I’ve used nicotine products intended to wean people off cigs, like the patches or lozenges when caffeine’s not cutting it. But cigs, and even vaping for that matter, really do require an RFK Jr level of health understanding.