It’s because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven’t implemented ‘viscosity’ in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.
I am not responsible for any ‘Update your Resume’ meetings that result from this. But if you do it, please record the reaction of the first person who shatters their Outlook. ヾ(•ω•`)o
If this was here a week ago I might have rolled this out for April fool’s lol, I’m the domain admin for a small company and I’m pretty sure I could get away with it for the occasion, maybe if I remember next year
Put it in your calendar for next year! The “Lite” version is actually perfect for GPO deployment because it’s a single portable .exe that deletes itself after one “event”. It’s the ultimate hit-and-run prank—no uninstaller needed, just one confused employee and a lot of loud meme audio lol.
Brb throwing this into my group policy at work
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Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 ‘Surface Tension’ update. If the windows didn’t break, how would you know they’re made of glass? OwO
Liquid glass doesn’t break because it isn’t mounted ina windows or is it because it’s liquid?
It’s because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven’t implemented ‘viscosity’ in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.
I am not responsible for any ‘Update your Resume’ meetings that result from this. But if you do it, please record the reaction of the first person who shatters their Outlook. ヾ(•ω•`)o
If this was here a week ago I might have rolled this out for April fool’s lol, I’m the domain admin for a small company and I’m pretty sure I could get away with it for the occasion, maybe if I remember next year
Put it in your calendar for next year! The “Lite” version is actually perfect for GPO deployment because it’s a single portable .exe that deletes itself after one “event”. It’s the ultimate hit-and-run prank—no uninstaller needed, just one confused employee and a lot of loud meme audio lol.