When I was 8, I remember being bored and curious and touching a lot of parents stuff… phones… wallets… legal documents…
Most parents don’t put their stuff in safes…
Like… THE WALLET IS RIGHT THERE… I COULD JUST GRAB IT!
If they had age verification stuff back then… I could’ve just… quickly snap a pic of their ID and just YOLO it…


100% this.
There’s a smart mart where I grew up that was built in the late 90s. https://www.yelp.com/biz/smartmart-memphis-2
Basically what it sounds like. A fully automated neighborhood convenience store before automation was really a common thing. Actually very similar in appearance and function to the automated Carl’s JR. in Idiocracy.
When I was in highschool my friend’s mom used to just give her ID and send her down to the smart mart to “buy my smokes.” That was 20 years ago, but I’m really not sure how tf it would be any different with this tech?
I think they even had some kind of early frt that was supposed to scan the face of the purchaser and match it to the id. Funny thing about genetics, you often share similar facial features with the person who gave birth to you.
Also, this is a bit of a tangential point, but even if you weren’t trying to “abuse” the automated system’s safety features, there were still unintentional glitches that resulted in kids being exposed to things they weren’t supposed to be exposed to. Like when I was 16, I was bored and went to smart mart one night to get a drink. Somehow ended up receiving a free pack of zigzags with my Yoohoo.
The network state tech already glitches all the fucking time. They’ve repeatedly exposed sensitive government data and put all of us at risk of identity theft while claiming to have some kind of technocratic elite status that makes them qualified to lead America and do the stupid shit they keep on doing. This age verification bullshit is just the latest very poorly disguised invasion of privacy in the name of safety, and it is so fucking obvious nothing good will come of this.
In reality, they don’t know wtf they’re doing other than gaining more control that will enable further exploitation. And it’s not even like we have a say in whether we choose to use the enshitified tech. They’re forcing it on us. Idiocracy has become mandatory reality thanks to the nanny network state full of “libertarians” who despise regulations, until it comes to regulating the private lives of citizens.
Since it’s their shitty private monopoly being shoved down our throats, still paid for with our tax dollars but not government run in the traditional sense, it can’t possibly be oppression, and we should thank these technocratic experts for steering us into the fucking ground.
And that’s not even taking into consideration how creepy and concerning it should be to anyone with two fucking brain cells, that we’re obviously enabling a network of wealthy pedophiles, (who have repeatedly proved themselves to be above justice), to have the ability to just create a database of children across the U.S. that they will then be able to track and locate every time they use a device or walk past a surveillance camera with live FRT. What a fucking nightmare.