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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I must cleanse myself

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I must cleanse myself

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    image

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    “Of course I get offended when I’m on my way to rest on my favorite blankie and the greasy primate decides to molest me with their greasy primate paws, which is why I make it a point to make them watch while I clean the defiled part of my body. But do they ever learn? NO!”

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    That’s what tou get for not asking permission to touch first. Always squat, extend a hand, and let them sniff and approve first! Consent matters =_=

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    No, if my wife touches my hair I have to fix it. It feels wrong otherwise.

    They’re doing the same thing.

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    ofc not, they are just fixing their fur

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      I love you, Doctor Zaius!

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    This is actually the cat being interested and curious as to who touched them, not a sign of rejection. If a cat doesn’t want to get touched, you won’t touch it.

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      You might touch it, but likely only briefly and you might also regret it.

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    On one hand, how dare you reject my love. On the other, well if you didn’t sometimes then you wouldn’t be a cat. See you 'round, gato

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    It’s probably an instinct or a reflex. I’ve noticed my cats consistently start grooming themselves when I pet them and it’s as if they can’t help themselves if I keep doing it a certain way.

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    Imagine coming out of the shower and some pig brushes up against you. Nice.

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    In all fairness she didn’t pass the initial sniff inspection followed by a surprise sniff inspection.

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    Shower more, at least. Your disgusting human presence hurts the world, try not to make it so obvious.

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