Interpretations are interesting, to say the least.

Almost all the holy commandments can be interpreted any which way a person decides to interpret them.

So, your interpretation seems to loosely be something like ‘If I don’t fuck a child or bomb a school, then Jesus will keep me safe’?

Jesus never had a gun, and God has all the asteroids. Wait wait, humans made the missiles and bombs…

Fuck I dunno where I’m going with this, do you?