Who needs guns and tanks when you’ve got a dog the size of a horse that can run at 258 mph and breathe fire? And he’s biddable enough to be commanded by a ten year old.

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    War Horses.

    War Elephants.

    K9 units.

    Fucking dolphins: The US actually uses dolphins to patrol the waters around naval bases.

    We already do this in reality, without the animals having superpowers.

    But also, if you go by Gen 1 descriptions, Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, so… probably this would not end well for humanity.

    At this point, half the legendary pokemon are like, the avatar of the concept of space-time itself, so…

    Yeah