Who needs guns and tanks when you’ve got a dog the size of a horse that can run at 258 mph and breathe fire? And he’s biddable enough to be commanded by a ten year old.

  • SalamenceFury@piefed.social
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    3 days ago

    The lore pretty much says that Pokémon jump at humans cause they want to challenge them and fight whoever they have.

    Turns out they’re all little crashouts.