There was a suspension of disbelief until I saw the “Ribbed for Xtra pleasure”

If your butt opened up like that, I’m not sure your problem is a lack of fiber.

If that’s your thing, I don’t judge you

Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.

Holy now I lowk wanna eat celery. Its actually working better than current day advertisement. Although its probably because of just what I’m used to