I’m sure the audience will find it anyway without spamming the entire Fediverse with your porn preferences. Announce it on your nsfw instance and it will be sufficient.
Edit; oh boy, the gooners sure are taking this personally. Chill nobody is taking your porn away but also nobody cares about your little porn kingdom.
Edit 2; it seems that there has been a cleanup and the admin at that porn instance is working on it too.
Final edit: Now I know what hell it must be like to be a teacher with an unruly crowd of horny teenagers that can’t think beyond their genitals. Oh, well.


oh god! why did you tell me! I can’t control myself anymore! I’m on a train right now!
Dear diary. Today I was utterly destroyed by a horny teenager with a clever and super original copy pasta they had gotten from some of the thousand of times it had been posted before, though each and every time then with some effort to be funny. I spent much many time worrying how much emotional distress I had caused this poor darling by suggesting that porn doesn’t have to be everywhere and all the time. I can only hope they can resume their daily wank routine and recover.
it’s funny you think I’m a teen.
I’m probably older than you 🤣
Well, that’s just sad then.