• darthelmet@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Other people have good real answers, so here’s my joke answer:

    Clothes and fire. Humans evolved to live in the climate of Africa, then one day some genius had to invent stuff that let them move to everywhere else in the world, and now thousands of years later, I’m freezing my ass off and my skin is dry for like a third of the year.