I mean imagine the awkwardness of the government be like:

“He died of an accident? Did one of ours do this?”

“No”

“…”

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      His naked, decomposing remains were found in the bath of the main bedroom’s en-suite bathroom, inside a red sports bag that was padlocked from the outside, with the keys inside the bag.

      Bruh how does anyone think this is an accident lmao

      EDIT:

      Metropolitan Police deputy assistant commissioner Martin Hewitt said it was theoretically possible for Williams to lower himself into the bag without touching the rim of the bath.

      TFW u need to talk about something being “theoretically possible” to justify no fingerprints when the situation is already this obviously sus.