UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 hours agoI never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageI never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 hours agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squareDirty AnCom@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoWhenever I fly, I always carry an ounce of drugs behind my balls. I’ve learned to enjoy the grope.