Carrots or celery?
My 5 yr old friend says to ask her “Ding dong, ding dong.”
What’s your favourite German word?
Please prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis
2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + …
etc. you get it. now pony up
Are you asleep?
Have you ever travelled to Peru and did you try Cuy Chactado?
What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)
How do I get rid of this hangover?
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What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,
Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?
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What’s your reading list for 2026?
I’m looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?
tyhsgmmmmmmmmk
“thank you high school gimmick”
Thank you ♥️
tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁
do you know who ate all the donuts?
What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
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“hold nose, jab bleach”
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
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