What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
hnjbb bhj
“hold nose, jab bleach”
What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?
kjkl lk l;jm
Was god and nations made for slavery?
,b vvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
…my god… this changes everything.
Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?
fdgddddddddddd
Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?
mmmmmmmmmmm,…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.
How do I get rid of this hangover?
cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2
Why is she so cute?
n0o vh
“no vaginha”
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
What is my password? I’ve forgotten.
r3
I’m in!
Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!
weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh
Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
kkl’
but what about 42?!!!
I’m looking for rigorous references for stochastic calculus. Can you give me some references?
tyhsgmmmmmmmmk
Thank you ♥️
tyhsgmk: thank you honestly so goddam muuuuuuch kay? 😁
“thank you high school gimmick”
What are your top stocks to watch for the year?
nbvyytfa
Sounds like Nvidia puts to me
What is my cat freaking out about?
fggggfx
Figures!
I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes
There is no hamster here. There is a guinea pig however.
Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!
What kind of porn should I watch right now?
';.,;, n
you filthy animal
