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What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there’s a decal that reads “Apocalypse 6x6.”
What is that thing? Why is that thing? It looks like the vehicles from Aliens. On the windshield, there’s a decal that reads “Apocalypse 6x6.”
Notice what you don’t see: Any scratches or dirt on it nor mud on any of it’s 6 tires. Total pavement princess.
Yeah, like, put that shit in the mud where it belongs you giant ass pussy.
It’s on standby for the apocalypse. You don’t want to use it up beforehand.
I could give them the benefit of doubt and say it’s new and a Christmas present, but even if that’s the case it will likely never go off road once (maybe a gravel road if they’re feeling adventurous)