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    SQL -> Structured Query Language ❌

    SQL -> SQuirreL ✅

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      It’s okay, I know SQL!

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      ls -> LiSt ❌

      ls -> Let’s See what’s hiding inside of this folder ✅

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        cat -> concatenate ❌

        cat -> cat 😼

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          man -> manual ❌ man -> man 👨

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      I personally prefer “squeal”

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        I always used “sequel” but I guess that’s very traditional businesspeople speak

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          In real life I either say “Ess-cue-ehl” (spelling it out), or I say “sqwool,” “sq” as in squirrel and “wool” like sheep wool

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          I always used “Ss-Quill” in class, professionally I usually refer to the database as a series of pained grunts and whimpers

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          I’m also in camp sequel, though I could be persuaded to camp squirrel.

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            If only squirrel weren’t a popular sql gui tool already.

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      WSL -> Windows Subsystem for Linux❌

      WSL -> WeaSeL ✅

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        “It’s ‘Weselton’!”

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