to be clear I’m gonna be counter protesting a protest of a drag show so I’m being pro drag show.
I put in my order for a megaphone to take to protest and events. the people protesting the show are the biblical type from what I hear, I’m actually pretty ignorant on the details, but I smell an instigation opportunity, or an opportunity to spread love to drag queens. I’m not into drag shows all I know is Rupaul drag show exist and its like a clothing designer show.
I need more pro drag queen phrases to fall back on. I’ll say we love out lgbt community if I hear the f slur.
but i have came up with some things like pointing to a preacher and saying they’re gonna have the next chomo/lester scandal.
or I can be extra funny and say that they’re here to join us take on billionaire pedro-philes like Donald trump.
ill up for pro-drag queen, anti-hater, or subversive phrases.
I for one am all ears. Please?
Oh one more thing there are people who would argue clowns can talk and that doesn’t make them less clowns…
It’s just not how my camp feels.
It’s sort of like “zombie purists “
“No zombies can’t hold guns… this is a monster movie not a zombie movie!!! No zombies can’t run or collaborate, that’s a monster not a zombie”
And there’s arguments to be made on both sides but I know where I stand.
Clown don’t talk and zombies have to be risen dead, not a rabies like disease.
That’s just my opinion.
Well clown don’t talk but that doesn’t mean they are “silent” more specifically the point of their jokes are not “silence”.
Clowns have different styles of jokes. There’s poor clown, the dumb clown, the bossy clown (found in clown groups ) angry clowns. So on and so forth.
Now I don’t mean to talk down on mimes, not at all, they are fun too but their jokes are all about them being silent and you figuring out what’s going on. Trapped in a box, too windy, climbing a rope. They arent falling down stairs or getting into fights with other clowns.
Mines are silent, that’s their bit. Clowns are silent but they have their own personalities.
If you watch “welcome to derry” that last episode has a good example of a kind of clown act. He’s pulling flowers but a gopher keeps taking them, then you find out the flowers are for the grave of his wife and the gopher gives him a flower. There a storyline to the jokes.
Btw pennywise the clown has great makeup. I know people see it as creepy but it does what it’s supposed to do.
Highlights his smile his cheexk movements his forehead movements.
That’s what the makeup is for. So the audience 50 feet away can see clearly when you’re smiling or frowning or crying. That’s the point of clown makeup.
I’ve always wanted to be a clown instead I’m just a retail district managers who’s fantastic at his job… I should’ve been a clown lol
Oh another example of the difference is the guy from (I think) americas got talent. The tape face guy.
He doesn’t talk but he has music and stuff in his bits.
His goth look btw is also just clown makeup in that it has the same effect. He just uses dark shadow so you can see when he’s “surprised “ vs “tired” the tape also shows face movement.
Clown are fascinating if you give them a chance.
Real professional clowns not the clown at the car dealership who makes balloon animals.
I love this. There is literally nothing in the world better than listening to someone talk about something they are passionate about. You are an awesome person on the lemmings and hope you don’t mind that I’ve tagged you as “Fucking loves Clowns is a good way”. And honestly it’s never too late to chase you passion. You should look around for some clowning classes near you.
Off topic but I feel this is what the internet is for. Once on Reddit someone was trashing the charecter “Johnny brovo” as a bad role model…
Some dude showed up with episode numbers and theories… Johnny bravo was a feminist icon it turns out. He’s just socially awkward in a world that doesn’t give him patience. He never actually puts down a woman. He’s very respectful to the women in his life (his mom and child friend) he just doesn’t know how to approach women.
That is what the internet is for. To connect you to “that one person” who studied this specific thing and has answers for you.
Instead we use the internet for pirn an AI.
I don’t know what bags are but as long as you understand clowns aren’t “just creepy” that there’s a corporate middle manager out there who has spent years thinking about clowns and dreams of leaving his life to go to clown school (btw I can attend every clown school on the planet for cheaper than an MBA) that’s all I want. I’ve looked into clowning in a real way. I know the schools. The best schools are only a few grand for the education.
Clowns aren’t a scary thing. To some of us they are amazing!
One day I will become a clown. Right now my family still gets weird when I talk about it. They want me to continue being successful in a job that makes zero people laugh. But my frozen sales are up. Third in the country before I left that job. I’m good at the boring job. It’s just never funny.