to be clear I’m gonna be counter protesting a protest of a drag show so I’m being pro drag show.
I put in my order for a megaphone to take to protest and events. the people protesting the show are the biblical type from what I hear, I’m actually pretty ignorant on the details, but I smell an instigation opportunity, or an opportunity to spread love to drag queens. I’m not into drag shows all I know is Rupaul drag show exist and its like a clothing designer show.
I need more pro drag queen phrases to fall back on. I’ll say we love out lgbt community if I hear the f slur.
but i have came up with some things like pointing to a preacher and saying they’re gonna have the next chomo/lester scandal.
or I can be extra funny and say that they’re here to join us take on billionaire pedro-philes like Donald trump.
ill up for pro-drag queen, anti-hater, or subversive phrases.
I don’t know what bags are but as long as you understand clowns aren’t “just creepy” that there’s a corporate middle manager out there who has spent years thinking about clowns and dreams of leaving his life to go to clown school (btw I can attend every clown school on the planet for cheaper than an MBA) that’s all I want. I’ve looked into clowning in a real way. I know the schools. The best schools are only a few grand for the education.
Clowns aren’t a scary thing. To some of us they are amazing!
One day I will become a clown. Right now my family still gets weird when I talk about it. They want me to continue being successful in a job that makes zero people laugh. But my frozen sales are up. Third in the country before I left that job. I’m good at the boring job. It’s just never funny.