DacoTaco@lemmy.world to pics@lemmy.world · 8 days agoSmall Kinder surprise egg - banana for scalelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down15file-text
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Gotten as a gift for the daughter. Despite it having no risk of being swallowed i assumed its still banned in the usa haha
minus-squarezqwzzle@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·8 days agoIt’s banned because the adults would put it places that require a flared base.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoFor this reason, we must ban lightbulbs.
minus-squarezqwzzle@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoBut the yearly list is so entertaining. https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoMaybe we should just ban hands. If you manage to insert questionable things into your rectum without them, you deserve your reward/punishment of achieving the deed.
minus-squarezqwzzle@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoDo you have the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?
It’s banned because the adults would put it places that require a flared base.
For this reason, we must ban lightbulbs.
But the yearly list is so entertaining. https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5
Maybe we should just ban hands. If you manage to insert questionable things into your rectum without them, you deserve your reward/punishment of achieving the deed.
Do you have the rumblies that only hands can satisfy?