nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-21 day agoYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down15
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-21 day agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 day agoYou can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoYou got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoA picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoOr is that a stool?
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoNo that’s what comes out of the butt.
You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
Chairs are just tables for butts.
Or is that a stool?
No that’s what comes out of the butt.