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minus-squareYaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 days agoEven snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21arrow-down1·2 days agoVery, very slowly
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoThe odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoMy only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoLet me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
Very, very slowly
But relentlessly
The odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
My only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
Let me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.