- Have you or a loved one been defrauded with a fake lap? - You may be eligible for compensation! Call the law offices of Meow, Meow, and Paws to get the compensation you deserve! - You left out a Meow. In fact, you left out the most important one! 
 
- This is hilarious; but… - Don’t let that cat get this design to the collective… once they realize our laps are no longer needed to recharge; we are useless to them. - We can still open tins. - They prefer to eat things with faces, do not allow your thumbs to make you feel superior. - That is what they want you to feel. If we think we are in charge, they don’t even have to try. 
 
 
- I actually really like this. It teaches your cat that legs are a resting spot. (Or maybe you don’t want them to learn that, since it can lead to Feline Paralysis in Humans.) 
- “You know this shit ain’t right.” – that cat 
- I love detachable laps, so useful. - Ascend. Become Lego. 
 
- That reminds me of some fun “horror movie” about killer jeans 








