LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNever say neverpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1543arrow-down110
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minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 months agoWell did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because… Reasons.
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoCan you send him over when you’re done with him?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSpoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoScientist here. I would help, but I’m only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
minus-squareSciaphobia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoHey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are… undiscovered… trees… in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoMwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I’m not a tree scientist, I’m a wood scientist! I’m only interested in trees AFTER they’re cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!
Well did the scientist get the job done? Also, where is this scientist? Because… Reasons.
Can you send him over when you’re done with him?
Spoiler alert: the cat is the scientist.
Scientist here. I would help, but I’m only a wood scientist, not a cat scientist. And in my professional opinion, trees are very different from cats.
Hey can you step inside this white van real quick? There are… undiscovered… trees… in there. Definitely nothing nefarious or cat immortality related.
Mwahaha! I can see through your ruse! I’m not a tree scientist, I’m a wood scientist! I’m only interested in trees AFTER they’re cut down. I have no use for undiscovered trees. Bring me more Douglas fir wood and we can talk!