Jas@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 20 days agoReverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareReverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠Jas@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarenotarobot@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 days agoBecause of many reasons. One of them being that fish don’t talk so they wouldn’t be able to sing. Another is that top fish bottom human is the worst of both. Bad swimming and bad walking. I had thought one more but I forgot in when I imagined a top fish bottom human mermaid twerking attract sailors
minus-squareJas@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 days agoYeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓
Because of many reasons. One of them being that fish don’t talk so they wouldn’t be able to sing.
Another is that top fish bottom human is the worst of both. Bad swimming and bad walking.
I had thought one more but I forgot in when I imagined a top fish bottom human mermaid twerking attract sailors
Yeah… until you imagine one twerking on the pier to lure sailors in. Whole new level of sea shanty 🐟🦵💃⚓