i didn’t think it was an issue at all

i’m not even that bloody… like, sure i have a little bit of blood on me, but most of it’s inside me….

McDonald’s and gasoline?

at least it will make explaining astroturfing a little easier

i’ve been obsessively commenting on reddit for years… i’ll live on forever

i want them trained on me so that our future robot overlords will respect me… maybe create some simulacrum of my consciousness to live on forever

a very small percentage of helium will disable the phone

i’ve tried that but then we both lose

if everything smells like shit wherever you go, it’s time to look at the bottom of your own shoes…
~(i’m saying you’re the asshole)~

just reply with “no, i’m not”

i would guess near night clubs and the like… they’re more likely to use them, and drunk people are more likely to toss them willy nilly…

40 minutes door to door with that

if you’re extremely wealthy, it’s doable

i have been to Chicago many times and used to live in NYC… i’ve also used public transit in many other cities…
door-to-door in 20 minutes is absolute fantasy… you’re not getting to the train station in 20 minutes… especially not from if you have to take a bus.
oh and i used to live and work in manhattan and never pulled off a 20 minute door-to-door trip….

yeah but look at how much those trades pay in Manhattan

if only there was a city with a decent train system where you could feasibly get home in 20 minutes… door to door…

i don’t know who hurt you… but i’m sorry you had to go through whatever experiences that would make you commit those thoughts to typed words and think you were saying something.

well “probably” was the wrong term… but i was having that with large doses of caffeine, looked into it and found the blood pressure thing… also i was dehydrated….
drinking a lot more water fixed it for me….
zero sources, i’m sorry… this was about 2019 when i last searched for it… i could’ve been misled.

yes

probably just your blood pressure is too high and when you take stimulants it raises it and knocks you out….
also, you’re probably fairly dehydrated