I understand that your patio and your property are important to you. I understand what you want. Regardless of what kind of soil you have, salting it will not get you what you want. It will not solve the problem. It will only create more problems for you. I’m sorry that lawyers couldn’t help. If your place is unincorporated, you won’t have code enforcement. Have you appealed to your HOA for help? You pay fees, they’re supposed to help you. That’s another box to check to show that you’re the good guy.

I’m on your side, ok? Your neighbor sounds like a PITA nuisance. Give me a second here, I’ll show you one way to cover yourself. Salt is not likely to kill the tree, the roots will still be there, even if the upper parts were dead, might take years for upper parts to die in any case. Salt WILL fuck up your soil, if it’s sandy soil,the salt could spread a long way beyond your intention and fuck up your groundwater. Enough salt to kill one thing will kill everything, grass, flowers on your side, maybe for years. Contact code enforcement for your city first. Contact a lawyer and ask about your options, a quick consultation doesn’t cost much, you don’t have to retain him. THAT WAY, you look like the reasonable but understandably frustrated GOOD NEIGHBOR to everyone else. Get other people on your side, first.

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I had the wiki then, did not know about the mods. This was, maybe, 2007 lol

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

I gave up in my second month of grinding for rare vertebrae for the Bone Dragon. Glad to know more patient people have fun with KoL. GLHF

Happy Cake Day!

You wanna … make skateboarders explode? Help me out, maybe I misunderstood. It’s hot here.

All hail @[email protected] The First of His Name, the Undomesticated People Mover, Giver of Ponies

Fair

Let kids skateboard.

You’re being funny, but this would lead to the death of every one on earth, we’d have to have automated evaporation cubicles, like in that Star Trek episode. A toddler violated my human rights this morning. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth, GUS.

Finally, I feel like I’ve scrolling for days to find this oasis.

Got that reference. Death penalty for your layered reference, because not every one will get it and someone’s feelings will get hurt. DEAAAATH FORTH EORLINGAS

Uh …yaaaa. simple premise, simple solution.

ALIAS. “She’s a grad student! She’s a spy! She’s a grad student! She’s a spy!”

Nah, it’s you, you know that, stahppit! XD

This Lars Midwestern United Stateses!

The pockets tear so easily,do not expect them to last more than a few months if you are placing anything heavier than a pair of slippers or flip-flops in them.

Bah! Go to the Agony Booth,2 min!