They’re such drama queens. “Oh no, I’m getting a free massage! Horrible! How dare you!” lifts paw menacingly

ok, thx. still weird.

That belly looks mighty fluffy.

Dude. Wtf. Use the bar analogy. Would you say this in a bar with friends and strangers around the table when someone shows you a cute picture of his cat? How you react and make it about masturbation is just suuuuuper weird.