Your manager is an uptight prick.

What kind of job is this? Why are you concerned about people calling in sick or who goes smoking or that you might be bullied? I’ve never thought about any of these things or have ever been impacted by them.

I’m sorry, who is discriminating against asexual people?

And what the fuck is the democratic establishments plan to fix our problems?

I’m waiting for all the “it’s supposed to be hot in the summer” comments.

Why doesn’t someone just go tear that thing down and have someone standing by to take pictures? We need to see a full frontal picture showing the remnants of Trump’s name with the remaining name still in place. That would be a propaganda goldmine image that could be all over the Internet as long as it was framed as an example of removing the stain of the Trump administration from our lives.

I’ve never heard this. Jealous of what?

While falling out of a window.

I think you meant snob, and in all fairness I am snobby, but only when an expectation has been set. If I’m paying US $300 or more for a dinner for 2 then I’m going to expect that my waiter knows exactly when to come over and ask if I need another martini.

I see you’ve never been to a nice restaurant.

Exactly.

You’re never interrupted. A good waiter will keep an eye on your table and will notice things like how fast you drink your soda, for example, and if it’s 3/4 gone and you’re only halfway through your burger they’ll come to your table and ask if you’d like more. They don’t randomly appear and ask if you need another soda refill.

I don’t want my waiter to leave me alone. I want them to be attentive to my every need. A good waiter knows how to appear just when they’re needed.

“What we did was reallocate resources and prioritize what matters, ensuring taxpayer dollars are used effectively while leaning in aggressively on preparedness.”

Thanks AI.

What a master class of negotiation strategies.

Isn’t this the same guy that got caught in a lie and basically said something like ‘sometimes I lie to make a point’?

The thing is that everyone should have had a specific role and they didn’t. One guy said they were all kind of responsible for everything jointly. You can’t use this type of system for an activity like this. One person has to be specifically responsible for securely attaching that rope to her ankles.

Through your words and actions.