They should make the story of Trump’s life but have Lisa Llampanelli play Trump.

Fuck the cops what do you need your dog shot? Fuck H.R. “we’ve talked with our lawyers and we’ve decided to let you go.” Fighting the dude in a back alley for dominance is better advice.

Yeah I’m trying to figure out what rifle old boy mistakenly thought was a 22? .243 or .270 perhaps?

He is also lying he will hand over Europe the second Ukraine falls or daddy Putin commands him to.

Yeah that’s the “illusion” .

I would have guessed they don’t know you well enough to be comfortable about you, but here you are on the Internet complaining to strangers.

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers… but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!

George Carlin

Fire ye say? Out of a Cannon?

Best I can do is quartering.

Am I a wizard?

All months have 30 days 5 “months” of single days in the summer between that are rest and nobody works.

Lol like Bernie Sanders?

Not even the first time in the USA. Plus describe what you think forcing Indians onto a reservation is.

Reads comments, looks at community. Surprised it’s not c/Canada.

Nobody is coming to save you.

It took the USA 26 days to take the capital of Iraq in 2003. The US formally left in 2011. Unless I’m missing something.

The US couldn’t hold baghdad?

Good ole ”lemmy.world" hating and downvoting the truth.