The joke was that he’s a fascist, and not engaging in democracy in any way.

Right, because everyone is set up to receive faxes.

No way. My drivers just worked. Graceful error handling, full resume functionality, hand-crafted color profiles.

It helps when you have full control over the OS framework as well.

Most impressive.

It knew you were retired. Never let them have that advantage. Fear will keep them in line.

I highly recommend it

Also Gen X. I deal with printers all the time. Still use my checkbook, too.

Printers never gave me as much trouble as other people report - but then, I stick to good brands, or at least brands I know; I spent several years writing printer drivers for a specific OEM, so I’ve been familiar enough with their inner workings that I’ve had little trouble dealing with them.

An entire generation is unaware that printers exist.

I like hand-delivering my snark in such situations

Me too but only because I look better in purple

DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON

Don’t get our hopes up

Sure, but don’t you actually have other ways to get around?

Yeah, where we go to meet killjoy sex-positive misanthropes?

Congratulations, you just figured out market manipulation! Some of that isn’t strictly legal, but since when does that affect people’s actions?

Sure, but there’s nothing material actually backing the stocks.

How is it a zero sum game if prices can just go up or down almost arbitrarily?

Same place it came from.

Indeed, I’ve somehow made quite a few enemies.

Well, they actually made themselves. Some people just like to get bent out of shape.

Blue-eyed, blond-haired American Jesus.

Medieval people bathed all the dang time