I can no longer find the head of the human centipede that is maga.

He’s not even white.

I wonder if they’ve reached out to Dave Coulier in his fragile state.

He can’t take it on the chin.

You mean like Mormons?

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.

Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

Call it a hunch. But I doubt it would be the first time he’s hit a woman.

“I’d rather kill myself than go to heaven.” - Wm Murderface

Only if my balls feel like they’re going to slip out.

Im ArGuInG iN GoOd FaItH!

Not reading that either.

Wall of text
Circular logic
Not going to read

You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.

Something something liebensraum?

Why no one wants to host the Olympics