Sales of tylenol skyrocket today as the whole populace succumbs to rolling-eyes-syndrome.

“So I could fuck myself, and apparently I succeeded.”

yup

“We have had such tremendous SUCCESS in Washington, D.C., Memphis, Tennessee, and New Orleans, Louisiana, and virtually every other place that we have ‘touched’ and, even in Minnesota, Crime is way down, but both Governor Walz and I want to make it better!”

RhInO!!
–maga

This guy pits.

…and maga agrees 100% !

“Peace is so destructive for everyone. Even countries that aren’t involved. I mean, it’s so destructive for everyone when you have wars,” he told reporters aboard Air Force One.

So you think jaywalkers should be jailed! So much for the tolerant communists.

The RCMP has speculated the next generation may riot when they realize they are poorer than their parents.

Citation?

Came here to mention Alan Cross, and you already did, and better than I wudda…

I disagree, plus I don’t like the nkotb emoji, so I’m downvoting.
And I’m telling my 2 friends here.

Study confirms what everyone with a single functioning brain cell knew.
Soon to be dismissed as fake.

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Spiegel im Spiegel - Arvo Pärt

This is my favourite version

https://files.catbox.moe/c658u2.mp4

Remember when maga swore off football bc colin, the knee, and the flag?
Why they still here…?

…you hope they surfer a bit…?