He should wear a cape when skiing.

Let it trickle, and by the time it’s all out, no one gives a shit that their feet are wet.\

See: Epstein Files.

til
More muted = nonexistant !

White House attempts to brush off #racist video reposted by #Trump

“This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from the Lion King. Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public,” White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.

The Saudis will buy it for $6 trillion, and open an air base in Tampa.

If there’s a primary, she ain’t winning. Can’t continue the genocide two-step.

I pretend to shoot myself in the temple.
Then I put the gun back in the glove box.

Her breath still reeks of boot polish, tho’; there was a lot of lapping happening.

Andrew could be the anti-hero we need and implicate Trump, under oath. He has nothing to lose.

That means more finger-wagging and dagnabbits before the House Dems fold on Tuesday!

I’ve never celebrated February 1st until 2026!

Where’s Bonzai Buddy when you need him?
Also, 25 browser bookmark bars!

Sales of tylenol skyrocket today as the whole populace succumbs to rolling-eyes-syndrome.

“So I could fuck myself, and apparently I succeeded.”

yup

“We have had such tremendous SUCCESS in Washington, D.C., Memphis, Tennessee, and New Orleans, Louisiana, and virtually every other place that we have ‘touched’ and, even in Minnesota, Crime is way down, but both Governor Walz and I want to make it better!”

RhInO!!
–maga

This guy pits.