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0/10 no Subway Surfers underneath the video

Every other conservative space in the Fediverse has devolved into extremism or bigotry.

Why do you think that is?

“Hey Jimmy! Gimme a conservative community with nothin’!”

Ketchup is a vegetable

Neil Armstrong backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

I think there is some chemistry equipment that does that?

Unless you are David Woodard

I’ll stick with calling him PEDO

I’m not taking the poop with me. From my inertial reference frame, I’m sending my departure point on Earth away from me.

Located between a pineapple and a hemispherical rock

It’s got what plants crave

It’s been a while since I’ve studied statistics, but I think this would be classified as a Bernoulli distribution, where 1 represents a noise that sounds like music, voices, etc., and 0 represents a noise that does not sound like those. In these distributions, “How long…?” is a matter of chance and averages of trials, not an exact datum.

You guys are paying?

It’s 68% if you assume a normal bell curve and define centrist as within 1 standard deviation of the mean. These assumptions, of course, are not based on evidence, but they do support the claim.

Magenta isn’t even a real color. Your brain made it up.

unspeakable

he told me

I have two hard drives. One to work and one back home.

Malkovich Malkovich?

Groan plus maybe a computer blooping?

The solution to the Wolf, Goat, and Cabbage Problem is to simply bring the other side of the river to the boat.