Every time I start a new game in Zomboid.

Poor can work at the Mar-a-Lago for food or die in a gutter. That’s the American way.

One of these will happen?

1. Trump is Putins puppet and US will eventually drop support from Ukraine. Europes support will not be enough and Ukraine eventually falls. Trump tower will be build in Moscow in a decade.

2. Trump will brown nose Putin. Putin will humiliate Trump and things will continue as is.

3. Option 2, but Trump dies or is incapacitated. Just replace Trump with Vance or other Republican stooge.

4. Trump is actually a misunderstood stable genius and war will end with territorial loses that Ukraine can accept.

5. Russia has an economical collapse and has to pull out of Ukraine, but still desperately tries to cling on Crimea. No peace agreement signed and conflict continues as a confusing mess to far future, maybe stabilizing in Korea style.

6. Everybody goes nuts and we are all live action roleplaying Fallout.

At least this time it isn’t Lavrov

Sun is actually hard to reach. You need NASA. I’m sure their happy to help.

Which is the dumbest?

Yes, but what about me money?

For a meat wave? Hell no?

Kim probably kept swinging his dick that if troops in Ukraine were North Korean the war would already be over. Putin probably said “sure, have at it”.

Not in Putins best interest to be humiliated by NK. So they are gonna be shit and probably call artillery strike on themselves “by accident”.

Eating puppies wasn’t edgy enough anymore.

Brutal school bullying from 80’s to mid 90’s and nobody giving a shit. Now we have middle aged people still broken and unable to function properly.

My past experience with a shy conservative girl with problems of pain or oversensitivity is that you can’t get anything out of her, except “it’s all fine, it’s all good, feels nice” and you are left wondering, if you just suck at it. Just don’t go there before she opens up.

Not free if they eat your shit.

…but if you seal everything and make small holes in to your neighbours flat…

Just wait a while and I’ll be nickle. Althout Musk might be interested now.

Ever seen Arachnophobia? Stop what ever you are doing and watch that first.

Protip: aim at the interpreters

Really shitty deal for any self aware robot.

• Carrier Command 2
• Noita
• Brotato

Current world politics showing everybody we haven’t learned anything in the last century? Might a factor?

1983 Peugeot 305

Wierd electrical failure incarnate.

Did they sign an actual peace treaty at some point?