Saabotage!

What about “socks must have broken elastic”, “socks must be tight” and “both socks must be the same”?

It’s not that the FCC doesn’t regulate cable, it’s that cable doesn’t have broadcast licenses. No spectrum license to revoke.

The path to regulating a cable TV channel is not a straightforward one in the US. If it was, cable news a la Fox would have been in the crosshairs devades ago.

Yup

Voted 99-0 in the Senate.

Good job, Democrats. We know Republicans were pieces of shit, but the reason Democrats’ polling is in the toilet is because of stuff like this.

Yeah, but only because “CBS” doesn’t have a broadcast license, stations do.

Also, cable TV doesn’t use “broadcast licenses”, and IPTV & streaming certainly don’t.

A lot of what Trump does makes sense when you realize his brain ossified in 1982.

Wow, they’re really adding value and innovation and creating jobs…

Why are they protesting Israel? Why is that, Mr Newspaper?

So, what you’re saying is we need a party of dicks fuck both the pussies and the assholes, before the pussies are covered in shit?

(All credit to Team America: World Police)

Technically they can’t dismantle USAID either.

A lot depends on the courts now.

“National Conservatism” on the wall, without a hint of irony.

I wonder if in a decade or so, if NaCo (nacho?) will replace Nazi in the lexicon.

One hole, because of Danger Diabolik

GaetzGate

The RNC saw moderates kicked out by voters in primaries, and candidates made sure to run.

Why can’t the DNC and progressive voters do the same?

The same way the Tea Party primaried out moderate Republicans.

Show up and vote.

The correct response is “If I’m going to jail because abortion is murder, I may as well kill my rapist”

The people complaining about intolerance are themselves intolerant.

Umm, yes. That’s the point.

What it it with right wingers and stupid hair?

Anyone have that gif of Rupert Murdoch with a plate of cookies?

Found it…

Oh, if only that were true.