Strokes took out both my parents. Come on stroke, you owe me. I’ll undoubtedly go out the same way.

He wants to talk looks with that hair cut?

Deploying unpaid National Guard troops to Blue cities is supposed to do what exactly? It’s a bitch move made way too early. They are going to need the National Guard once retired people lose medicare and have to sell everything to pay medical bills.

Putin gives Trump a special tea from Russia, but Trump spits it out in Putin’s face because it doesn’t have sugar in it. That would be nice.

Trump: Vlad, stop killing Ukrainians.

Vlad: No.

Trump: No body told me this would be hard.

Come on Brazil, keep Donnie’s blood pressure up.

The bribes go both ways apparently.

It took him longer to crash the economy last time with his tariff game. Covid kind of handcuffed him. Now the full weight of his stupidity will be felt by everyone.

The thing is, Trump was president once already and should have a good idea about it. He still doesn’t. He is still clueless.

The truth is what they tell you apparently. That’s not going to work.

Is that the art of the deal or petulant flailing?

It’s disturbing that the level of rhetoric that is coming from the right is getting increasingly genocidal.

I am not looking forward to seeing elderly people living on the streets after a medical issue causes them to lose their house. I don’t think many will last long living outdoors.

I adopted a kitten because I was in a pet store and she reached out of the mutt cat community cage and snagged my sweater with her claws. I stopped because she really had a hold of my sweater, and she was the smallest cat in the cage. I took her home and we lived twenty two years together. She was so talkative. She would yell before entering any room. She was the best friend I ever had.

Unfortunately, they don’t hand them out for being the biggest dipshit around. He would have won way more than five by now if that was the case.

In another thread about this, people were calling this fake because of the source.

Edit: The source wasn’t Gizmodo.

He doesn’t speak with coherence either.

I’m not any kind of expert, but I don’t think that was good.

I’m curious about what happens when Trump’s policies really start biting into the rich’s bottom line. I would guess when mainstream media starts going negative on Trump, he’s gone too far.

They are not prying that thing out of his greedy little piggy hands. It’s for him, not for the United States.