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6 days agoStep one: pour beer down the drain
Step two: enjoy some apple juice
Step three: have a huge glass of water
nocturne
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs. --Salvador Dalí
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The chonky kitty was existing on a diet of cookies and soup when his pudgy plight was discovered, Newsflash reported.
It’s believed that hospital staff enjoyed feeding him to the point where things went more than a little overboard.
“Kroshik’s story is an extremely rare case when someone loved a cat so much that they fed him to such a state,” a spokesperson for the Matroskin Shelter in Prem explained.
1·13 days agotl;dw?
Was there a question?
Didn’t some dude in Sweden recently get merc’d for burning a Quran?