May he stall for the shortest time possible. Amen.

I’m beginning to think the hardest job in the entire world is Secret Service Agent. I mean, c’mon, millions of lives are at risk, you’re armed, and he’s right there. Instant hero. /s

Edit: forgot /s. Obviously.

Alternate title: “Handoff of classified documents comes with free drinks.”

Heart disease. Beats other death causes hands down.

“The masks are off,” Dmitriev wrote. “U.K. and EU warmongers are showing how deeply anti-Trump they really are. They tried to hide it for a long time, but now everyone can see it.”

Welcome to the club! Snacks are there on the table, take a few minutes to mingle and get to know everyone.

That question was posted before the appointment, but thanks!

Surrender from whom? You fucking blew up their fucking leader.

What ever happened to that Trump bounty? I hope it went away and didn’t rise to unimaginable wealth.

Why stop at that event? What about the classrooms that teach about “the war of Northern aggression”, or any of the other slanted views of history?

But Carr told reporters that the FCC was simply enforcing the rules on the books. “If you have a legally qualified candidate on, you have to give comparable air time to all other legally qualified candidates, and we’re going to apply that law,” he said.

This is interesting - the rules are for “equal time” but not “Equal time to answer the same interview questions”, which would be fun although we’ve seen how some folk can’t answer questions (cough Pam Bondi cough).

I wonder if the same rules should apply for advertising, since those are going out over networks? If a Grand Old Pedophile gets a 1-minute ad, should the network give a 1-minute space to an opponent?

Edit: Yeah, the rule says they gotta offer time “at the same rate”. That seems fair, I guess. As long as we’re still buying elections.

Oh, thank goodness. I need something to distract me from those awful Trump files. Which seem to show he raped multiple children, according to some who I believe.

Did she use the correct response, “Big asshole” ?

Aww, that was a good statue. What a waste.

Perhaps it has something to do with trains, buses, and ships being operated/driven by others? You also board an aircraft, a ferry (okay, that’s a ship, but still), hot-air balloons…

So far, everything he’s done is reversible.

Stealing all our money? Take it back. Liquidate that asshole (or his possessions);

Executive orders? Executive order to nullify/remove/cancel them;

Beefing up ICE? Reduce it

Except the pedophilia of course. That can’t be undone, but nothing the legal system can’t handle. There are so many others though, someone should invent the Electric Bench.

All we have to do is get someone with half a brain in that office. This is all fixable. But the sooner, the better.

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And the crappy part is, was can’t protest by burning the white house because trump’s already trashed it

So… Trump knows who, of all the people that met Epstein, is innocent? “Oh, Bob’s good name will be smeared - he never diddled kids with me and Jeffrey” kind of thing?

Smoke and mirrors. Where are the rest of the unredacted Trump-Epstein files?

Oh nos! EPSTEIN FILES, anyone?

“Your civilizational country will be erasurefied by the consequentialisms of your actionables!”

“See dear? This is why we only let him eat with a spoon.”