Trump Possbility 1: “Maybe if I’m a better dictator, they’ll let me into their club!” Trump Reality: “I’ll make my own dictatorship, with pedos and sycophants! Then they’ll be sorry!”

Meal Team Six is pretty badass with their masks.

Nobody should cheer for a civil war. Or hope for one. But right now it would not be imprudent to prepare for one. Or at least some kind of resistance against Trump and his Gestapo.

Truthfully? I’m waiting for Civil War 2.0. On a side note, on July 10 Newsweek reported a $ 40 million bounty on Trump, by Iran. I hope that’s gone down but fear it may have increased. Anyone know what it is now?

And it only took days, instead of weeks. Things are looking up! /s

This will end the moment the Pope endorses a Democrat or Independent.

Approximately 53 million adults in the U.S. identify as Catholic, according to Pew Research Center. This represents about 20% of the adult population.

Dear Netanyahu,

I hope you like sloppy seconds. Putin was already there, and I’m not sure Trump rinsed his mouth.

I bet it had two check boxes at the bottom, like a 6th grade note passed around the class: “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no”

When did he pause?

So where do we go to get bit? For Uncle Ben.

If you don’t want the SS coming after you for “threatening the president”, make it “23-skidoo47”.

“suggested” they “may pursue”… wow. Did they fire six shots or only five? Y’know, in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself.

If he were to attend, wouldn’t it be an “Intelligence + 1 guest” briefing?

I think I’d rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.

Vance also states, “It hasn’t been 24 hours yet. I mean, the President is a busy guy. He only works on this a minute here, a minute there.” /s

Edit: forgot the /s

School{history, math, spelling, civics, …} ∌ MAGAts. They’ll never know otherwise.

Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an “outie”? Caveat: I’m not a Photoshop sleuth

Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…

That looks like one of those comic villain moves. “Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps… over here?? Hahahahahaha!”

So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?