So… Trump knows who, of all the people that met Epstein, is innocent? “Oh, Bob’s good name will be smeared - he never diddled kids with me and Jeffrey” kind of thing?

Smoke and mirrors. Where are the rest of the unredacted Trump-Epstein files?

Oh nos! EPSTEIN FILES, anyone?

“Your civilizational country will be erasurefied by the consequentialisms of your actionables!”

“See dear? This is why we only let him eat with a spoon.”

This can in no way turn bad /s

Getting out in front of the Epstein release I see.

Trump should stand… Oh, about there, to direct the demolition. No, a little more to the right. Perfect. Close your eyes, Mr. President.

I wish I could upvote this more than once. The “implodes”, “loses their minds”, “in a panic” headlines are getting tiresome.

Venezuela must have a resource that Trump or one of his donors wants. Google “banana wars”.

Trump Possbility 1: “Maybe if I’m a better dictator, they’ll let me into their club!” Trump Reality: “I’ll make my own dictatorship, with pedos and sycophants! Then they’ll be sorry!”

Meal Team Six is pretty badass with their masks.

Nobody should cheer for a civil war. Or hope for one. But right now it would not be imprudent to prepare for one. Or at least some kind of resistance against Trump and his Gestapo.

Truthfully? I’m waiting for Civil War 2.0. On a side note, on July 10 Newsweek reported a $ 40 million bounty on Trump, by Iran. I hope that’s gone down but fear it may have increased. Anyone know what it is now?

And it only took days, instead of weeks. Things are looking up! /s

This will end the moment the Pope endorses a Democrat or Independent.

Approximately 53 million adults in the U.S. identify as Catholic, according to Pew Research Center. This represents about 20% of the adult population.

Dear Netanyahu,

I hope you like sloppy seconds. Putin was already there, and I’m not sure Trump rinsed his mouth.

I bet it had two check boxes at the bottom, like a 6th grade note passed around the class: “Do you like me? [ ] yes [ ] no”

When did he pause?

So where do we go to get bit? For Uncle Ben.

If you don’t want the SS coming after you for “threatening the president”, make it “23-skidoo47”.