One of my cats hops into my wife’s pants anytime she goes pee. It’s equally adorable and strange.

Is this Dwight Schrute? Would you also like hand de-sanitizing stations? A simple bowl of dirt, vomit and fecal matter at every junction?

Those are some Pennywise eyes!

Fucking hell. Poor animals.

It’d sure be nice if a country (like the US, for example) would step up and lead the way, though. One country outputting nearly half of global emissions is pretty insane when you think about it. Somebody has to set an example and take the lead. The US would be a fantastic country to take on that mantle.

But… we all know they won’t - likely even with a president who isn’t a senile whackjob with dementia. Instead, we see things like the US pulling out of the Paris accord. We’re witnessing an active disinterest in solving this issue.

Sure, I bet we can keep it from getting worse. I’ll be here waiting patiently for some billionaire corpo to decide to do something for the environment over profits while we keep using our paper straws. I might nod off so wake me up when it happens.

What actions are being taken though - by the people who can actually make a difference? Governments are reversing to mining coal. Trump is illegally drilling Greenland for oil. Like, what actions are actually being taken for our great grandchildren?

Many scientists say it’s too late. That’s my point.

We’re talking about human-accelerated climate change here. We’re not talking about naturally-occurring events.

I hate to burst anybody’s bubble but we’ve seen these exact headlines for decades. It’s become increasingly clear that those who can make a real difference with climate change are not interested in doing so.

We’re already irreversibly fucked as a planet.

Imagine how this makes sand feel smh thanks Ani

And you’re telling me this isn’t an Onion article

Infantino and FIFA couldn’t even be arsed to try and hide the corruption anymore. The Trump effect in full force.

As long as you don’t come to Canada spewing vitriol like your president, you’ll have a good time.