To be fair, I only comment when I’m feeling sleepy.

That is acceptable. Either we’ll enter great times, or we will no longer be capable of understanding what good times are. Both sound good to me.

Most definitely. I want every country on Earth to have their own nuclear weapons. It’s the ultimate deterrent.

They’re basically zombies with guns. All they know is that they need to consume the living.

I’m guarding the square yard over here, Tom is guarding the square yard over there, and…

You underestimate American complacency. Ordering the military to purge all life at Mar-A-Lago would cause a week of uproar, and then no one would care about it again.

Things are on course for America to become the America depicted in 1/2 White or Black. The Chicago seen in there is a chaotic city state where the whole populace is trying to rob and kill each other off.

The US in there was only pulled out of a nuclear civil war by some extraterrestrial-loving religious dudes.

I’ll be taking the week off.

Only the US upholds the One True Faith. Injustice and Oppression are the core tenets of said faith.

Talk like this makes me wonder if the “Follow Your Leader” thing works.

Any successful usurpation plan requires sufficient quantities of Cadmium, Astatine-210, Tetraphosphorus, Flourine Gas, and Sulfur. I have none of those, and I doubt any will ever come into my possession.

I have insufficient resources.

Which is why I favor succession through usurpation.

“I have a gun, so I’m in charge! Many governments around the world function on this principle, and some of them last for months!”

• Gordon Freeman, Freeman’s Mind, Episode 37

Soon, he shall enlighten the world on the wonders of bromine - the miracle that can cure any illness.

The ban on Haiti is easy to explain. Trump wants to uphold the old American and French tradition of making Haitians miserable.

Trump probably thinks of Laos as “that place by 'Nam”.

As depicted in The Apprentice (the movie).

Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, “I don’t wanna see you no more”, ya know? And I was like, “Whatever, as F!”. Dude is so creepyyy.

Come on, play your cards.

I want to see the dirtiest, most vile shit you can dig up on each other.

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