They wanted me to discuss insurance with them while my lungs were fucked up by pneumonia. It was very frustrating.

Well. It’ll be hard to top the 260s, and the Third Century Crisis in general.

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What about the hospital pumping the guy with morphine and then saying, “I dunno! He had a heart attack!”.

What about the old fashioned strategy of “Pay up right now or I keel you”? And if the guy pays up, then he gets deported.

難しい移民は日本人にとって面白いですね。なぜか分かりません。はは。

It’s because the individual is more important than the community. I suppose you can call it the Harold Shipman clause of medical ethics.

You see, according to US doctrine, you are the only person that matters. Therefore, if you let other people die for fun, it’s okay. They’re part of the community, not you, the individual.

I’m in favor of deporting traitors to Antarctica. You know, uphold the old British tradition of sending prisoners to Australia.

I’ve always been bummed about no one trying to seriously colonize Antarctica. With my proposal, Trump and his buddies can try colonizing it firsthand.

I believe in inhalation.

Fair enough.

It has its advantages. Hostility prevents the target from thinking straight.

DMT is once again shown to be the best substance of choice.

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Trumped up charges. Haha.

Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!

You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!

To Gnosticism, God from the Old Testament, also known as the Demiurge, is an asshole who incorrectly thinks that he really is God. The Demiurge also happens to agree with a lot of MAGA policies (people who don’t believe in the Demiurge are inherently evil, and eye for an eye). The Demiurge has low tolerance for anything that looks like treason, so it makes sense that he would kick Adam and Eve out for defying him.

Yes, the version of Joker from the Harley Quinn show. That guy threw Batman in jail for tax evasion, and otherwise seems to be a decent guy to work for (post Season 1).

Joker from Telltale is also a decent guy if you’re decent back.

Honestly, henching for Batman’s villains can be pretty good if you choose the right Boss.

• Penguin pays well as long as you do good work and stay on your best behavior around him.
• Working under Joker directly is dangerous, but working alongside his crew to pull off a big job can work out. Joker can be pretty reliable if his teammates show him respect. Joker would love to do a job against Trump or Musk.
• Working for Ivy can be okay if you’re female. If you try to sign up with Ivy as a dude, she’ll probably brainwash or kill you on the spot.
• Working for Riddler can be okay if you can look stupid. That guy loves to be the smartest person in the room. He might let your paychecks bounce, though.
• Working for Two Face all depends on how lucky you are. If you’re lucky, Two Face will be happy to give you a good share of the loot.
• Black Mask is a bigger believer in swift punishment than Penguin. If you fail him big time, Black Mask will kill you and the other guys on the job with you in a horrible way. Penguin will spare you, but he’ll make you wish he killed you. Aside from that, you can make good money working for him.
• Scarecrow has a hidden benefit for his employees - he wants to spread his fear toxin as much as possible, so he may reward you for furthering his research if you test his fear toxin on people, and record the results.

They’re paid in how many teeth they can pull out with rusty pliers. Compensation isn’t always in hard cash, you know.

That would be the Prosperity Gospel, the one true Gospel penned by the LORD himself, and etched into our very minds! God’s approval is directly tied to your wealth - it is entirely possible for you to pay your way into Heaven! And that’s not even getting into the Earthly pleasures of being one of God’s favored!