i refuse to give my phone my thumbprint or do a face unlock. i’m not sure if it’s still collecting a biometric bullshit on my face, but i have not done it myself.

Then get a Yubikey. Replace “something you are” with “something you have”. It’s not ideal to have two somethings you have as your two factors, but a password to get into the computer to get to the passkey adds an extra layer that makes me comfortable with it.

I’m a luddite here and i insist on it so no one (especially no one trying to violate the united states 4th amendment) can get into my phone without my permission or hacking into it.

In the context of this discussion, it’s one of two factors. But I agree with you when it’s the only factor.

this side of planet earth.

Is… is she not on earth?

That would explain her empathy. Earthlings tend to lack it.

That’s why she needs a next guest.

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Well yeah, but even a psychopath’s fantasy would take the no-anti-rejection-meds route.

Traumatic surgery, sure.

But I assume the plan is to build replacement organs with your own dna, not transplants from donors.

Maybe all the text is in

.bubble:after {content: “my funny joke”}

They’re all abbr to me.

Like his own version of an Uzi Jesus card.

Flashbacks to day-age creationism.

First two-sided one, anyway.

And many are immoral.

The wholesomeness of this all, with a bee at the end, has put the Adventure Time credits theme in my head, and that makes me happy.

Step 1: have tens of thousands of dollars for gimmicks

I’ve just been thinking about how the Earth is generally dirtier than it has ever been

Now I’m wondering if there is more of less actual dirt on earth than there was 100 years ago. I’d assume less.

Which they’ll then confiscate to give to The Church, who will be our new overlords 😔

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It also assumes all dialog is centered. That usually works for the main characters of a scene, but not all dialog, e.g. a character off-screen trying to get the attention of the other.

For people with Atmos-supporting audio equipment, this is actually an improvement. My rear surrounds aren’t in the same place as yours, and my system knows that, so I can hear the positioning the audio engineer intended.

Hearing aides.