If only we could do that in the U.S.

I’m shocked kidnapping a world leader wasn’t a war crime.

EDIT: Is it not? I genuinely don’t know.

I have to look after my mom’s three cats for two weeks, which she insists will want to sleep next to me.

Usually they don’t want to be near me.

You laugh but clown conventions are a real thing. https://worldclown.com/2026-wca-convention/

They’be been producing fake music for years. Actual humans recorded music that was uploaded under the name of multiple artist to fool you.

And I assert my right to say “fuck you.”

He compared the attack to WWII. He clearly has no idea what he is doing.

At least Bush had the decency to announce he was attacking Iraq before it occured.

I had a sociology teacher that is Muslim rant about (circa 2010) prejudices relating to how violent the text in the Quran is. Argued that the book should be re-written. However this was also a person who argued that schools should swap teachers and force them to grade each other’s test.

Then I took a class on religions in North America and learned that teacher had a history of getting Muslim students who they claimed learned more about their own faith practices in that class than before they had been enrolled.

I saw a house with part of the roof missing and said it was a recreation of the opening scene in Donnie Darko.

My point proven.

You realize impeachment isn’t the same as removing them from office, right?

I.E. Bill Clinton was impeached but not removed from office.

Thanks Obama

Olive?

I saw it at a Scottish Games.

I don’t know. Have you ever watched competitive sheep herding? I wouldn’t want to step in between that dog.

What Futurama bullshit is this?

It would have been one good thing for FIFA leaders to get charged with bribery.

There it is: Ratner, with sexual assaults allegations, directed a $40 million documentary about Melania. So Trump wants him to be able to make Rush Hour 4.

Again, the rapist is helping out his own kind.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.