Females? What are you, Ferengi?

Fuck the USA government, you mean. I only live here, and all I get to do is choose between the lesser of two evils every 4 years. What a nightmare.

Why would you do that to your child? I mean, you wanna change your own name, go for it.

Lovely slam! Wonderful slam!

Mowers running in the middle of the night while people are sleeping? Maybe changing the time of day that they run would benefit everyone, especially cute little hedgehogs.

Firefox, uBlock Origin, and Malwarebytes.

The Witcher

Well now I gotta find some here in the States! Thanks!

I vote for cheesy fries. I used to like malt vinegar on steak fries/potato wedges, but I can’t eat it anymore (fucking Celiac’s).

Boomers are dying off, gotta get those numbers back up somehow.

Jack of all trades, master of none
But better than being just a master of one

Tax the rich
Feed the poor
Till there ain’t no
Rich no more

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN

Probably Shriner’s or St. Jude’s.

Drink copious amounts of alcohol during a heat have? Nope.

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There are literally companies that makes penny presses for souvenirs, one such site explaining why it is legal…

https://www.tppmc.com/details

My neck, my back, up next, a heart attack.