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It’s a miracle! They must have only been mostly scrapped. Something about a ship of Theseus…

So anyone in negotiations with the regime should assume that Trump could be talked into assassinating their leaders quite easily, if he wasn’t already planning to do so.

The markets reacting as if Trump’s words are based in reality at all is astonishing.

Let’s start by putting his head in a guillotine and negotiate from there, shall we?

Oh boy, ICE agents in customer service roles? That should be fun.

Is money that breaks the law by design still legal tender?

I like when they volunteer to demonstrate why such a tax is needed, and badly.

My plan for later in life switched from retirement saving to planning to buy a gun for the day I can’t make rent anymore.

So you will hire them now, without experience, and pay them while they get experience, which doesn’t help with what needs done right now, instead of hiring them after they have the experience?

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He can make this argument because those fuckers have done it in the past. Way to go, SCOTUS.

That brain damaged fellow is going to need a rape kit in the morning

Yeah what he actually said is worse

He could just die now and save himself a lot of trouble

That’s a great campaign slogan for the GOP. See how well that one plays in November.

This is considered an achievement because all those girls can no longer grow up to make more Muslims.

Ah, the classic “false flag” operation, clearly antifa are responsible because a real military wouldn’t leave their name all over the evidence, then lie and attempt to cover it up using the fart fog of war!

Those people getting back pay with interest? She going to jail for a year of illegal actions?

They sure do bug me for money a lot for people who don’t like my opinion

And nothing will happen to any of them because if it, nor will anything be done to prevent it in the future.