finley

I’ve never noticed a difference on either end

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I still prefer nano

cute cat

I’m glad you had fun at IKEA. What’s the cat’s name?

Trump/MAGA

eighty years later, in Germany is still trying to live down their shame

Give that loafkisses for me

Immeasurably

i go to the store to buy my drugs now. vote this november for legalization in your state!

Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

Do those Duolingo toons count as ‘people’? We have conversations…

Further proof that the primary thought in any cats mind is that any in every object is a means to their comfort.

boop!

You’re clearly the only one who is confused

Aspartame is, by far, the most tested food additive ever made. There have been no causal links to cancer ever proven when consumed at recommended levels. Not ever.

If tens of thousands of commercials I heard in the 80s were right…

“Less than a calorie, Diet Coke!”

Rhythm

photoshop. i’ve used it pretty much daily for 30+ years.

it’s my magic wand, and there’s just nothing quite like it.

I’m not in the habit of dating toddlers

because Trump has spent the last 9 years going so low, his cult no longer has standards. anyone would look like a saint compared to him.

More lanes create more traffic