It could be argued that anyone who was not in a horrific air crash is luckier.

Why are Nobel prizes so highly revered when they originate from an explosives manufacturer?

“Chav” doesn’t mean working class though. It’s a type of working class person, sure, but not all working class people by any stretch.

Edit. In fact I’m sure it could be applied to middle and upper class (particularly new money) people too. ie driving a white range rover in ones designer tracksuit is pretty chavvy.

Around 2.7 kilometres.

*Order of magnitude out.

This wasn’t police, it was council enforcement officers. People too stupid to get into the police.

Oh good. For a minute I thought the aliens on 3i/atlas had announced their plans, and I’d missed the news.

Is this something that’s likely to happen?

My guess is that he fumbled saying “you’re the best thing since sliced bread”. He’s probably now cringing and mentally kicking himself for it.

Was fucking kids part of his cover too?

OK, Donald J. Trump. He was a democrat at the height of his Kiddy-Diddling-with-Jeff phase.

To be fair, he’s done a lot for the UK’s republican movement.

I guess they feel being capable of a romantic relationship is a sign of having compassion. Unacceptable.

I’m guessing the Germans fined them in US dollars because he was driving in mph. I’m sure they would have been OK doing 320 kph.

Lemmy poster Erusuoyera says pope is catholic.

“Gold-digging slut” is a weird name for an opera house, but, whatever.

TACO Bellend.

A brick is a missile if you throw it at someone. Surely throwing missile-like objects automatically makes them missiles anyway.

David [Blackmon] led numerous industry-wide efforts to address a variety of issues at the local, state and federal level, and from April 2010 through June 2012, he served as the Texas State Lead for America’s Natural Gas Alliance

America’s Natural Gas Alliance (ANGA) works with industry, government and customer stakeholders to promote increased demand for and continued availability of our nation’s abundant natural gas resource for a cleaner and more secure energy future.

Huh, would you look at that. The usual fair, unbiased reporting from the Torygraph.

…are penguin eggs any good?

They are if you like eating translucent blue eggs that taste of fish.

It’s got the Cadmium bodies crave.