Or send Greta Thunberg on a decoy ship!

We have a split house and the maga idiots are introducing shit just as crazy like trying to make “Trump Derangement Syndrome” not just a thing, but make it illegal.

And can not have procreated.

I’m going to guess “Fucking Illinois Bastards”

The hallucinations would be a feature.

If Trump every gets his way with annexing Canada, Musk’s birthright canadian citizenship could allow him to be eligible to run for president.

No. That makes him a US citizen at birth. A naturalized citizen is when someone who is not a US citizen acquires US citizenship.

He had birthright US citizenship just like McCain (born in Panama). That’s what made the whole Obama birth certificate so stupid. He would still be a US citizen at birth even if he was born outside of the US. But he’s brown and has a foreign sounding name. If he was Barry O’Bama and white, no one would have batted an eye.

He has birthright canadian citizenship. So if Canada was ever forced to join the USA, I would assume that Canadian citizens would become US citizens and that could allow him to be eligible.

She has the crazy eyes. I’ve been wigged out by her the first time I saw her which was when she was elected to senate.

I can’t imagine any scenario where I’d consider project management a promotion.

With the recent threats against Greta Thunburg, I like to remind people that Tesla provided her a car that she spent a significant part of a year touring the USA in some time ago.

Then Elon took off his mask.

UPDATE: while she did have use of a Tesla, it was provided by Arnold Schwarzenegger not Tesla/Musk.

You can always trade it in for another brand!

We have cities named “Village of St Anthony”. I guess it’s to be quaint

Has Google deployed any new Google fiber locations in about 10 years?

On my router. Adminstration (left menu) -> System (tab) -> Service (section in the page).

If ssh is on and there is a key specified, then you were hacked. Disable ssh (toggle) and remove the key (no idea because mine was off)

And they don’t mention this, upgrade your firmware if its out of date.

You forgot nazis.

I’ve been running Fedora since Fedora Core 1 was released.

Fucking something or getting fucked by something.

That’s why I bought a camper van.